You know you’re pregnant when…

you go to the store in search of something new to eat, because everything you currently have in your over-stocked house makes you want to barf. You then buy Coconut Ice Cream bars even though you hate the taste of coconut, but you’re willing to to see if it won’t leave you feeling sick. I am of neither sound mind nor body. So nauseous. So miserable. Blargh!

Pregnancy Paranoia

I can’t believe I’m already feeling nauseous. Son of a tart. This post wasn’t supposed to be about wallowing in self-pity, but of all the weird coincidences that seem to happen when you are pregnant. It always throws you for a loop when someone seems to be in on your “little secret”.

Situation 1. Marshall points to my exposed belly button and says “There are people in there.” I blink astonished and ask “What kind of people?” “People persons”, he replies. I have Tim show him his belly button and ask if there are “people persons” in dad’s belly. Marshall just laughs. We aren’t actually talking to Marshall about a younger sibling yet, but I wonder if he has picked up on conversations between Tim and I.

Situation 2. At Korean BBQ, Dorothy states “Shawna is feeding for two.” Another person chimes in with a “Whaa?” Dorothy re-states, “She is giving food to both herself and Marshall.” The table laughs and Dorothy says “It’s too early in the hockey season for her to be pregnant.” Ha ha! I’m sure Do’ will laugh about this when she reads it.

Situation 3. My co-worker exclaims “Congratulations!!” My mind races as to what she could possibly be referring to. I give her a blank look. She continues “Oh… Troy told me you had your house-warming party!” I laugh “Ahh yes, thanks!”

Two more weeks to the first appointment. Here’s hoping the nausea keeps to a minimum.

You there?

11:26 AM me: you there?
Tim: Well, me and what’s left of my hair.
me: i’m going to go pee on a stick, so grab hold of that remaining hair to prepare thyself ;)

Tim: That is so hot
22 minutes
11:49 AM me: I try
And the answer is most definitely yes.
me: I made appt the same day as my other appt
Tim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(breathes)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
me: hahah, I’m going to post this conversation
11:51 AM Tim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
me: In July that is